What has the little girls of the IAN family screaming, crying, and fainting??? That's right....it is the arrival of our blog's first male heart throb, Melekamu.
Melekamania began on August 31st when he first stepped foot on U.S. soil. Tigerbeat Magazine was there to cover his arrival, and had this to say:
"The scene was pure pandemonium! We haven't seen anything of this magnitude since the Beatles arrived at JFK in 1964!"
Anonymous sources say that Melekamu fever is causing rifts among our IAN family. It is reported that former BFF's Amelia Howlett (founder and president of the Melekamu fan club, CO Chapter) and Gabre Reeves (founder and president of the Melekamu fan club, TX Chapter) are feuding over who will present Melekamu with keys to the city of Boulder. Hopefully, these little ladies can come to a compromise, and harmony will return to the blog world.
The arrival of this superstar has also caused some controversy among the parents of his adoring fans. Moms and Dads are up in arms over the fact that Melekamu is so much younger than his legion of followers. Lidia Rodda, advocate of May/December relationships and author of "I am Cougar; Hear Me Roar," claims that parents have nothing to worry about. She cites the relationship of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher as an example of how, when it comes to love, age is just a stage of mind.
To follow the adventures of this little celebrity, check out The Story of Us blog.
Melekamu with his co-managers, and siblings, Yabessera and Liam. Disclaimer: All references and quotes from Tigerbeat are purely fictional.